Bonjour mes amis! It's been a busy week for you Londoners. Here's Kronenbourg 1664's round up of the stand out watercooler moments from the last seven days. A bientôt!

Gallic great?

Chapeaux off to N’Golo Kanté, Chelsea’s midfield dynamo, on making the PFA Premier League team of the year. After driving Leicester to the title last season, Kanté is a contender to be regarded as France’s second finest export to the UK.

Speaking up

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Research by economists for Heathrow Little Linguists has ranked languages by future value to those who study them. Mandarin is third, German comes second … and need we say which is first? Learn French, mes enfants, and prosper.

Posh à la palace

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Congrats to Victoria Beckham, who received a deserved  honour from Prince William at Buckingham Palace. La Posh was so thrilled to get her OBE, and just 13 short years after David, that she very nearly broke into a tiny smile.

On yer vélo

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A  study of 250,000 people has discovered that regular cycling slashes the risk of serious illnesses. So why not put the bike on Le EuroTunnel this summer, and have a healthy vacance in the homeland of Le Tour de France?

Costly coffee

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Les commiserations to Paul Harris, whose bank statement revealed that a Guildford branch of a coffee shop had charged him £599 for a cappuccino and slice of gâteau. Paul, mon ami, if you need to quench your thirst with a more affordable beverage  …