But what of First Lady Hillary? Bangless. She has a furrowed brow, not a rolling-in-hay kind of hairstyle - meaning what? A more purposeful sense to life? A possible lack of sensuality? After all, it is she who the writer claims "admires Bill more like a mother".
Carlin also suggests that one woman isn't enough for Clinton. Maybe to those fifth and sixth ladies waiting in the wings, the way forward could lie in a fringe.
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