Music: lyric sheets martin newell
Friday 13 March 1998
As a doctor I'm frequently asked:
"Is that your record at Number 5?"
The simple answer to this is that,
I'm not a doctor
I'm an actor.
And if you include this factor
Cross-infection may occur
Causing bounds of taste to blur.
Claudication in the arts
Following Cloth Ear may lead
To infarction in the charts
As the heart begins to bleed.
The boredom may be terminal
The patent might complain of hearing
Yet another cover version
This can mean
If the public buys the disc
Generating lots of cash
The luvvies have another bash
Which is often problematic
As the anaesthesia's deep
But the end is undramatic
Since the patient dies in sleep.
Diving in at the deep end is no excuse for shirking the style stakes
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