Off the Cuff gems
Thursday 27 November 1997
Brewers Weekly: King's Head Relocated
Hello!: King Charles Invites Us Into His Lovely Home to Talk About His Rosy Future
The Sport: Elvis Seen in Crowd
The Mirror: Spot the Head and Win a Teletubby
Exchange & Mart: For Sale: One Black Curly Wig, Slightly Frayed at Edges
Movies popular at the Pensioners' Film Club:
Bill and Ted Excellent Dentures
There's a Girl in My Sanatogen
Bring Me the Truss of Alfredo Garcia
The Meals on Wheels Lady Always Rings Twice.
Who wrote the following autobiographies?:
A Clean Sweep? Sooty
Private Face? Field Marshal Face - the Early Years
Four Acres and a Donkey? Joan Collins - allegedly
Fear of 50? The England Cricket Team
Time on the Grass? President Clinton
Life & Style blogs
'Timeless fashion': It may be a paradox, but the industry loves it
The secret to a great sex life revealed: Two cups of coffee a day
New exhibition celebrates the evolution of swimwear
What do the emoji on Snapchat mean?
Teenager tries to buy elderly homeless man breakfast at McDonald's but is told homeless people cannot be served under 'new policy'
As a white man, I'm surprised more women aren't tweeting the hashtag #KillAllWhiteMen
Scotland may have to leave the EU even if it votes to stay in, David Cameron confirms
The day that Britain resigned as a global power
Almost a third of school pupils believe 'Muslims are taking over our country', study claims
SNP fury as HS2 finds 'no business case' for taking fast train service to Scotland
Gay marriage 'Bert and Ernie' cake bakery found guilty of discrimination in Northern Ireland
- 1 Isis 'jihadi bride' claims forced sex with Yazidi girls is never rape because Koran condones it
- 2 Woman accidentally shoots herself in the head while posing for a selfie
- 3 Art Garfunkel: Paul Simon is a 'monster' with a Napoleon complex
- 4 Isis burns woman alive for refusing to engage in 'extreme' sex act, UN says
- 5 Puerto Rico, island of lost dreams: People are leaving the debt-hit territory in droves as near neighbour Cuba's star rises
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