Off the Cuff gems
Thursday 27 November 1997
Brewers Weekly: King's Head Relocated
Hello!: King Charles Invites Us Into His Lovely Home to Talk About His Rosy Future
The Sport: Elvis Seen in Crowd
The Mirror: Spot the Head and Win a Teletubby
Exchange & Mart: For Sale: One Black Curly Wig, Slightly Frayed at Edges
Movies popular at the Pensioners' Film Club:
Bill and Ted Excellent Dentures
There's a Girl in My Sanatogen
Bring Me the Truss of Alfredo Garcia
The Meals on Wheels Lady Always Rings Twice.
Who wrote the following autobiographies?:
A Clean Sweep? Sooty
Private Face? Field Marshal Face - the Early Years
Four Acres and a Donkey? Joan Collins - allegedly
Fear of 50? The England Cricket Team
Time on the Grass? President Clinton
Life & Style blogs
Husband creates spreadsheet detailing wife's 'excuses' for turning down sex
UK pirates will get four warning letters a year
Apple has installed security backdoors on 600m iPhones and iPads, claims security researcher
Why do we have blood types?
Xiaomi Mi4: 'Chinese Apple' launches flagship mobile to challenge iPhone
Malaysia Airlines flight MH17 crash: 'Nine Britons, 23 Americans and 80 children' feared dead after Boeing passenger jet is 'shot down' near Ukraine-Russia border
Malaysia Airlines MH17 crash: Vladimir Putin is given 'one last chance' to end hostilities in Ukraine
The 'scroungers’ fight back: The welfare claimants battling to alter stereotypes
The truth about conspiracy theories is that some require considering
Malaysia Airlines MH17 crash: Ukrainian military jet was flying close to passenger plane before it was shot down, says Russian officer
Malaysia Airlines MH17 crash: Massive rise in sale of British arms to Russia
- 1 Malaysia Airlines MH17 crash: Pro-Russian rebel 'admits to shooting down plane'
- 2 Israel has discovered that it's no longer so easy to get away with murder in the age of social media
- 3 Israel-Gaza conflict: The myth of Hamas’s human shields
- 4 Amy Winehouse unpublished 2004 interview: ‘Ten years from now I’ll be 30, so I’ll maybe have one baby’
- 5 Dutch paedophile club to fight their ban at the European Court of Human Rights
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