PR guru Max Clifford.
He's all small talk. The smartest thing I've ever heard him say is "good morning".
Comedian Spike Milligan on TV personality Chris Evans.
It looks a bit like a naked merchant banker contemplating suicide from a Manhattan window ledge. All the tramps were shouting "Jump, you bastard, jump".
Onlooker describing the new statue of Christ in London's Trafalgar Square.
I am happy with my Egyptian passport. When you were wearing the animal skin and fighting with sticks, we were building the pyramids.
Harrods boss Mohamed Al Fayed.
A team of Customs officers netted a pounds 34m haul of cocaine in an operation that cost pounds 50m. Why didn't they just buy it?
Nick Allen, of Oxford, in a letter to 'The Independent'.
There are many people whose speech is so dependent on that one expletive that they are virtually dumbstruck without it.
A 'New Guide to British English' published in the 'Lonely Planet' series, on the "F" word.Reuse content