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SAY ADIEU to messy creams and ciao to slimy slices of cucumber - the new way to ensure your looks reflect your magnetic youthful personality is to invest in a magnetic eye mask. It might look like part of a storm trooper's uniform, but this mask contains two 800 gauss magnets for each eye and hundreds of ceramic dots that apparently create a feeling of warm relaxation, so don't mock. The magnets are arranged to coincide with the wrinkles around each eye, thus somehow causing them to vanish. Perfect for relieving the fatigue menace.

pounds 29.95 plus post & packing by mail order 0161 793 5110.