relatives have given me and just things that I like, together in one space. Kitchen shrine (above)
The cacti have symbolic meanings: a source of sustenance in the form of cacti fajitas, a source of tequila and of mescalin, which Incas used to get high for spiritual purposes. "Anything with cacti in I'll just buy - it doesn't matter how much it costs. I just have to collect them. They've all got their own little personalities and some of them are really mad and wild. Andy always says I'm like a cactus because I'm prickly on the outside and soft in the middle, so I suppose I feel a natural affinity to them. I've built a shrine on a shelf especially for them, with the Madonna looking down on them."
Mantelpiece shrine in lounge
"There's loads of Andy's hi-fi equipment in here and I'm trying to soften it up a bit and not make it look really techy. That's why I got the lava lamp and the cacti. When we first moved in together, my aunts and all their friends and relatives gave us everything they could spare and a couple of things are really good. The vase is from a great-great-aunt; it's a really nice colour and it reminds me of her.
"The Madonna figure and the Jesus (detail, opposite page) are from Portugal, brought back from holiday. The Jesus looked really dull, so I got some glittery nail polish and painted bits. I wanted to make more of a feature of his flaming heart. His halo is made from Christmas decorations. The Madonna's cloak changes colour according to the weather: blue is between sunny and cloudy - though at night it gets confused.
The clock was a birthday present from Andy, from a ceramics shop in Covent Garden and that's the penguin from Wallace and Gromit in front of the clock. There are cacti, the candlesticks I bought from a flea market for a fiver when we first moved in together. The Christmas decorations are from WH Smith; the gargoyle [on the wall] is also from a flea market; the old postcards are from a surprise trip to Paris with Andy."
Next: Iris Palmer, model
"That's an Inca warrior at the centre of the shrine, and the candlesticks from Habitat I painted to match the ceiling. I've got an Indian hand bracelet, a necklace from Sri Lanka, love beads from when I used to go raving, a Japanese postcard from a fan of Andy's in Japan, a head of Ganesh, the Indian god, and another Inca head. The glass bottle has water in it from the Spring of Eternal Youth, in Cyprus. My sister and a friend went along and they were not supposed to take any water away, so they smuggled bottles in and filled them up and brought one back for me and Andy. It's never been opened because otherwise you let all the magic out."