The diary of Emma D May: Missing in action

Emma D May is currently missing in Goa. IoS investigations have uncovered the following postcard:

Dear everyone,

India is cool. Except no-one mentioned was rainy season in Goa so a bit rainy but not like London. Me and Dylan spending rainy days becoming Buddhists. Am trying to grow dreadlocks but they keep falling out.

Have had shits since Bombay airport, but grass is seriously greener here, so that more than makes up for it. Would write more but have got top job making hookahs for English tourists and have to go to work.

Wish you were all here,

Love and peace, man Emma XXX