Boob Job T-shirt: Feeling mammarily challenged? Blow into inflatable breasts and soon you'll be a 36DD. pounds 43 from American Retro, Old Compton St, London W1, or mail order from Collaboration (0171 837 4757).
Personalised coasters: Take compromising photos of each other and then put drinks on them. Six personalised coasters cost pounds 7.19; six place-mats, pounds 19.99. Call Supersnaps (0800 393837 for nearest branch).
The Ultimate Indulgence Day of Beauty: Choose from a treatment 'menu' for eight hours of pampering. pounds 300, including a champagne lunch, at Harrods' Health & Beauty Salon (0171 584 8881).
Christmas Cooking Course: Men, give your woman the best gift of all - cook the Christmas dinner yourself. From pounds 199 for two days, half board, at Congham Hall Hotel, King's Lynn, Norfolk. 01485 600250 for details.
Desirable undies: Dolce & Gabbana's silky black bra and briefs are what women really want. No fuss, no frills. pounds 85, Harvey Nichols, Knightsbridge, London SW1 and selected department stores.
Yohji from Yohji Yamamoto: Vanilla, sand oil and bergamot all mixed up in a test-tube bottle. pounds 40 for 50ml, pounds 55 for 100ml. From major department stores.
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Michelangelo Boxer Shorts: Adam meets God over the crotch line. pounds 16.95, Art Room (01993 770444 mail order).
Action Man VR Vision: The latest reincarnation comes complete with virtual reality headset. pounds 11.99. Hamley's, Regent St, London W1 (0171 734 3161).
Long, striped 'Dr Who' scarf from Joseph: Put him in the outside loo and tell him it's the Tardis. pounds 49; call 0171 629 4774 for stockists.
Hologram cufflinks: See Fifties bathing beauties doing high kicks whenever he flicks his wrists. pounds 15 a pair from Paul Smith, London (0171 379 7133) or Nottingham (0115 9506712)
Tommy from Tommy Hilfiger: The men's fragrance this Christmas. 50ml cologne pounds 22, 100ml cologne pounds 32, aftershave 100ml pounds 25. From all major department stores.
The Complete Idiots' Guide to The Internet: The Net for nitwits, pounds 18.99. Published by Que books, from Waterstones nationwide.
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