1 Girl-about-town seeks well-heeled gent of generous disposition. Absolutely no strings attached. Prison record not a disadvantage. Age irrelevant, no time wasters or aspiring young writers please.
2 Ample, generous-bosomed mother of six seeks lusty liaison with young man of stamina and enthusiasm. Kent area. Cocktail waiter preferred.
3 Passionate, blue-eyed nature lover seeks classy lady for outdoor fun. Separated, one child. Midlands area.
4 Elegant, well-travelled American 30-something. Oxbridge educated, independent means - loves parties, high-life, looking for grand passion to share Long Island mansion.
5 Inexperienced, rangy (6' 2 1/2") newcomer to scene. Loves: dancing, golf, New York. Hates: Dickens, Hollywood movies. WLTM sincere young woman. No phoneys.
6 35-year-old jet-setter in film business. Interests: fast food, sex shows, space games, slot machines, video nasties, nude mags, pubs, fighting and handjobs. Seeks sympathetic lady. London or New York.
7 Mature, single-minded, pipe smoking mariner and cetologist seeks companion for one last adventure. Slightly disabled but full of energy.
8 Italian woman of strong disposition WLTM robust, well-groomed partner with passion for word-games and argument. Succeed where others have failed. Allergic to donkeys.
9 Cultured, metropolitan man seeks gastronomically-minded partner for explosive trip across the Continent. ALAWP. Immaculate dental hygiene essential.
10 Adventurous self-sufficient woman seeks forgiving partner to share quiet years and wonderful anecdotes. Chequered past, but financially secure. No longer interested in marriage. Legal background an advantage.
Send your answers on a post card to:
Honor Wilson-Fletcher, Waterstone's, Capital Court, Capital Interchange Way, Brentford Middx TW8 OEX Don't forget to include your name and address on the card. Closing date for entries is Saturday 20 February. All correct answers will be entered into a draw. The judges decision is final and no correspondence will be entered into.