a good day for:

Ting Jiafen, a 12-year-old Chinese girl set to gain a place in the Guinness Book of Records through having the world's largest breasts, weighing 22lbs each.

a bad day for:

Nick George Montos, 78, twice on the FBI's "Ten Most Wanted" list, who was hit over the head with a baseball bat by a 73-year-old woman he tried to rob.