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Good Day for nipples (female), as the town council at Mablethorpe, Lincs, voted to restore the nipples to the picture of a mermaid on their holiday brochures. Last year the nipples were airbrushed out, resulting in many complaints. "We thought the nipples were a bit risque so we eliminated them," a spokesman said. "But this caused a public outcry. Now, after top level talks, we have decided to reinstate them."

Bad Day for nipples (male), as builders working for a firm in Nottingham were told to put their shirts back on after they had removed them in the hot weather. "One of the bosses came up and said it was compulsory to wear a shirt and trousers to work," said one worker. "He said it might upset the girls in the bakery and canteen if they kept seeing men's bare chests."

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