TERRY FROM SCUNTHORPE. Part-time stacker on wages of pounds 4.50 an hour.
PRINCE EDWARD. Part-time em-ployee of Andrew Lloyd Webber with outside chance of becoming full-time monarch if next weekend's marriage is a TV hit.
PAT ROBERTSON. Part-time human being. Jacked-in his part-time directorship at Laura Ashley to concentrate on preaching to the converted full time.