Rogure Trader: The Four Montys
Sunday 21 February 1999
MONTGOMERY BURNS. Nuclear industry Corporate Hardnut who made the all- American paradise of Springfield a company town and personal fiefdom, poisoning thousands in the process.
FIELD MARSHAL MONTGOMERY. Steely-eyed, hat-wearing military tough guy and strategic genius who bullied and harassed his way to the top, sweeping all before him.
MONTGOMERY CLIFT. Prematurely deceased Actor Hard Man whose ambitions knew few bounds and whose heartless, ruthless, management techniques brooked no opposition. Until he died.
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