Across the nation today, A-level results day, a group of people will be joined together in their hopes, fears, joy and tears. No, I'm not talking about the students, the ones who have received those little letters that spell the difference between three years of cranking up unholy debt or a few decades attending the university of life.
I mean the country's picture editors, who will be sending out photographers or scouring picture-agency feeds (delete as appropriate to budget) in their desperate bids to capture Britain's youth on this special day.
Well, I say youth – I really mean girls. Attractive girls. Jumping up and down. Or maybe crying. Use Trending's scorecard to see how many A-level results clichés you can spot tomorrow!