2 Inventive minds - the Swiss have registered more patents per capita than any other country.
3 The good-natured exuberance of young Swiss footballers. Like the five Under-15 Switzerland players who were banned indefinitely this week for threatening members of the public with knives and smuggling girls to their rooms at a training camp. 4 Swiss order and charm.
5 Impartiality. Geneva has over 200 international organisations' HQs.
6 Valuable foreign assets. Swiss gold may be stolen, but at least it's in demand, unlike White Hart Lane's current imports.
7 The St Bernard Pass. Unlike the Tottenham pass, it is only unpredictable in bad weather.
9 The Glacier Garden, proof that Lucerne was a subtropical palm beach last time Spurs were consistent - about 20 million years ago.
10 Cheese, chocolate, lederhosen, gnomes and yodelling.Reuse content