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Rules that you may find surprising

"All UK residents planning a holiday in the Channel Islands should note that caravans and camper vans are prohibited on the islands" - Condor Ferries 1998 brochure (available from 01305 761551).

"Please note that for medico-legal reasons we regret we are unable to provide travel health advice over the telephone" - British Airways Travel Clinics (call 01276 685040 to find your nearest branch).

"Times shown in timetables, schedules or elsewhere are not guaranteed and form no part of this contract. Schedules are subject to change without notice" - EasyJet conditions of contract (0990 292929).

"All Inclusive Holidays: We and all hotels reserve the right to confiscate identity cards or bracelets from guests who misbehave or abuse the All Inclusive board basis" - First Choice Summer Sun brochure (0161-745 7000).