LET'S DO LUNCH
Tuesday 13 February 1996
Another big turn-off for women is the industry's major charitable event, an annual night of boxing which last week raised half a million pounds. Laudable, of course ... and nothing delights women more than getting a ringside seats and having blood and sweat sprayed all over your face, not to mention a couple of stray teeth dropping down your blouse.
Martini, which declared itself out of bounds for ugly people on its relaunch last year, has now shortlisted beautiful people to star in its forthcoming ads. A lucky handful lines up for the last round at Kitsh Kasting Studios today, survivors of the 35,000 hopefuls that agency Howell Henry Caldecott Lury claims to have heard from. As is customary, Martini has declared that it seeks "personality" as well as looks - yeah, right - though gorgeousness is vital: candidates lacking in this department were encouraged to seek cosmetic surgery and/or chest wigs.
Leo Burnett has promoted its head of media buying and deputy managing director, Nick Brien, to managing director. Staff are preparing to mothball casual wear: one of his first moves on joining the agency three years ago was to ban comfortable clothes. Look out for Burnett's staff trying to ape his favoured style - the well-cut jacket, though, unfortunately, one size too small.
Can anyone keep Ken Livingstone away from commercials? Remember those dreadful promotions for British cheese? Ken's excuse then was that his fees might help to meet the cost of setting up a computer model of the British economy, to rival the Treasury's own. Now he's got more explicitly subversive, joining up with the best-known lefty in adland - the exquisitely well-named Dave Trott - for a couple of films about Third World debt. In the first, Ken nods at a Gilbert and George "Naked Shit" poster, observing that you know what has more goodness in it than Third World children ingest in a week. Strong stuff, but as the films will run in independent, art- house cinemas, this is preaching to the converted. The second film might cause more mayhem. Here Ken sternly rebukes anybody who should even consider defacing paper money with political slogans, such as "Bank loans kill 1,500 Third World infants a day". His payoff, "They think it's OK for money to destroy people, but not for people to destroy money" - should make viewers swallow. Unlike the cheese ads.
As predicted last week, Maurice and Charles Saatchi are quitting grotty Marylebone for classier offices in Soho. Just steps from where they set up their first agency 26 years ago. Call it Memory Lane.
Germanwings captain Patrick Sondenheimer tried to break into locked cockpit door 'with an axe' as plane was descending
Amanda Knox murder conviction: Italian court overturns verdict for US student and Raffaele Sollecito in the killing of Meredith Kercher
Saudi Arabia says it won't rule out building nuclear weapons
The battle for the Middle East's future begins in Yemen as Saudi Arabia jumps into the abyss
#FreeTheNipple: Women in Iceland bare breasts in solidarity with trolled student
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- 2 The West has it totally wrong on Lee Kuan Yew
- 3 #FreeTheNipple: Women in Iceland bare breasts in solidarity with trolled student
- 4 Scientists have discovered a simple way to cook rice that dramatically cuts the calories
- 5 Zayn Malik quits One Direction: Hundreds of workers request compassionate leave following band member's exit
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