TALK OF THE TRADE : Unsexy copy

Glossy women's magazines, led by Company and Cosmopolitan, have been lynched for their soft-porn approach to sex. Now, panting along behind comes GQ, the men's magazine, with a really awful sex column, "Me and my pussy'' in which new columnist Ka te Spicer literally "puts her privates on parade''

The only consolation is that the issue also has a survey on what men really think of women, proving how conventional men are: they not only prefer blondes, but also like their partners 3in shorter.