Remember Phil Woolas? He was the disgraced Labour minister found to have claimed expenses for tampons days after being memorably humiliated by Joanna Lumley over the Ghurkas live on TV. Just the man, then, to set up a lobbying company offering "political intelligence, analysis, interpretation and training". He has gone into partnership with a Tory and a Lib Dem to create Wellington Street Partners. So who are the other two? Well, Sir Sydney Chapman hasn't been a Tory MP for seven years, and Paul Keetch stepped down as Lib Dem member for Hereford in 2010, after he was photographed snogging the wife of SAS soldier-turned-author Cameron Spence. With a nod to The Independent's recent exposure of the seamier side of lobbying, a message on their website homepage is quick to point out: "What we don't do is lobby Government." So they're not even that useful!