In Kim Kardashian's iPhone game, men explode with cash when you date them
Goals include getting a nice house and a cute look
Kim Kardashian has Instagrammed a trailer for her very own video game for iPhone and iPad, which will see players on an edifying mission to 'hit the hottest clubs, flirt and fall in love!'
Goals in the game, which is coming to app stores next week, include amassing followers, getting a big house, walking the red carpet and going on al fresco dates with dudes, presenting a real challenge to the likes of Skyrim and GTA 5.
There's a lot I can't really make sense of in the dizzying 12-second trailer, including a megaphone button, being '10%' at dating and a man with a moustache and fedora who literally explodes cash out of his body when you flirt with him.
"I'm so excited" Kardashian says with a trademark lack of excitement at the end of the trailer, which has attracted over 200,000 likes on Instagram.
There is no word yet on the price of Kim Kardashian: Hollywood, or whether personality is available as an in-app purchase.
A full review will be with you next week.
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