Love: So Russell Brand, what DO you and the publicity-shy Geri Halliwell have in common?

Move on, definitely nothing to see here. If we all ignore them, they might just go away.

Like two attention-starved show-offs with middle-child syndrome, Russell Brand and Geri Halliwell have decided to join forces to ensure nobody can possibly forget about them. That's right, the comedian and Ginger Spice are now reportedly dating after hitting it off at the Olympic Closing Ceremony. One can only imagine the conversation (presumably they just talk about themselves over each other to create an incomprehensible din of megalomania).

And you thought Jessie J's increased album sales were going to be the worst thing to come out of that event. If only.