The Kinfant vs HRH Baby: The great foetus face-off
Kanye West and partner Kim Kardashian are having a baby(!). How will it compare to 2013’s other big arrival?
Monday 31 December 2012
How they were announced
Kanye singing "Now you having my baaaaby" through an Auto-Tuned mic; various Kardashians tweeting
Official statement from St James's Palace – "Their Royal Highnesses the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge are very pleased to announce that the Duchess of Cambridge is expecting a baby"
1/800 on it beginning with a 'K'
Early favourites: Elizabeth at 8/1; Frances at 10/1
Nine out of Ken
Already proved to be high: Ante-Kate-al classes; Ma'amternity Ward… take your pick
Blue Ivy Carter's phone number; extreme narcissism in adulthood
Lifetime supply of Duchy Originals ginger snaps; a collection of Aston Villa shirts; the Commonwealth
Suggestions for Christening presents
Baby-sized leather skirt if a boy; anything from the baby range in Dorothy Perkins's Kardashian Kollections (Khildren's) if a girl
The county of Oxfordshire
- 1 Revolutionary lost Caravaggio painting 'Mary Magdalen in Ecstasy' identified
- 2 McKamey Manor: This 'extreme' haunted house is the stuff of nightmares
- 3 Russell Brand says he will 'probably' give up acting to focus on his revolution
- 4 Watch what happened when food critics were unknowingly served McDonald's
- 5 David Beckham's Haig Club whisky is exactly what’s wrong with the Highlands
Putin accuses US of causing global instability
Eleven members of same family hospitalised after eating deadly pufferfish
FCKH8: YouTube reinstates provocative anti-sexism video showing young girls swearing
Phone-hacking: The Piers Morgan connection - Mirror admits some stories during Morgan's tenure may have been obtained by illegal means
Russell Brand says he will 'probably' give up acting to focus on his revolution
Of course, teenage girls need role models – but not like beauty vlogger Zoella
Cameron is warned 'no possibility' of UK reducing immigration and that bid to bring in quota on migrant workers would be illegal
Support for EU membership 'at highest level since 1991' with most Brits wanting to stay 'in'
Thousands with degenerative conditions classified as 'fit to work in future' – despite no possibility of improvement
Attacks on 'Ukip Calypso' show how skewed people’s priorities are
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