69=.Bill Bailey, Comedian

The "keeper of the eternal flame, occasional bouzouki player" (that's his Twitter profile: a bouzouki is a sort of Greek lute) updates his followers on life on the road, frequently posting arty photos in a "Touring views" series (a view from Tebay Services was genuinely captivating). He does not, however, share news of his lunches; a banal, fictional exchange about a sandwich was the subject of his Emoticon Twitter song, which can be found on YouTube ("You tweet, OMG I'm having a sandwich, like it's thrilling... Four seconds later 19 followers tweet, 'what filling?'")

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