Trending: Why Wayne Rooney's raising eyebrows

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Rooney's follicles have been under scrutiny since his hair transplant, but this week it's all about his brows, not his bonce.

While playing at the weekend, tweeters were clocking his shapely eyebrows instead of his fancy footwork. Had he been plucking about? Or had a wax – a brow-zilian, perhaps? Rooney has yet to comment on this grooming rumour, but should he want some advice, the basic brow rules are as follows: straight male? A trim will keep antlers tame, while monobrows should be tweezed apart. Otherwise, no waxing, no threading and no shaping. You're welcome, Wayne.