Pandora: Draper's losing out in battle of the box office

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More bad news for Derek Draper, as it emerges that his new, post-Smeargate infamy has done little to boost his box office earning potential. Early reports from the Hay festival suggest that the controversial blogger's question-and-answer session is proving a difficult act to sell.

Draper is due at the world-famous Welsh literary gathering to promote his latest book, Life Support: A Survival Guide For The Modern Soul, but has, we're told, been trumped in the sales department by a host of worthy competitors, including Robert Peston, Alan Bennett and, er, Dara O'Briain.

"We've seen moderate ticket interest but it's far from being one of our better performers," claims a box office spokesman. "It's not even close to selling out – and that's given that it is in a rather small venue too. It could have been better."

By far the most impressive sales, apparently, are those for Archbishop Desmond Tutu's appearance. Priced at more than 10 times the amount Draper is charging, tickets for Tutu's lecture and dinner – £50 and £75 respectively – have nearly all sold out.

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