Pandora: Tory press office in a spin over poll fix
Thursday 31 July 2008
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It's hard to pick up a newspaper or turn on the television these days without one poll or another declaring David Cameron as the Prime Minister-in-waiting.
Alarming, however, to witness the lengths that the Tory leader's footsoldiers are prepared to go to put him there.
To coincide with Cameron's holiday in Padstow, the Western Morning News ran an online poll this week to find out whether locals thought Cameron would make a good Prime Minister. With the poll going heavily against him, a zealous staffer decided to try and shore up some support.
"Dear all," he writes in an email to colleagues... "Western Morning News is running an online poll to coincide with David Cameron's visit to Cornwall, asking if he would make a good leader.
"The bad news is that, as it stands, 76 per cent have said 'no'. So, if you can spare two minutes, can you please go on and register your vote for 'yes' – it shouldn't take long to change the percentage round. Please pass this on to all helpers, campaigners and members that you can think of."
To spare his blushes, I shan't reveal the press officer's name, but his colleagues aren't best pleased with him.
"It was an over-enthusiastic response from a member of staff," says a party spokesperson when I call. "It is not something that the party would condone at all."
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"It'll be interesting to see if it gets an English or American director," says the London-raised Heller, who decamped to New York some years ago, having made her breakthrough in journalism on The Independent on Sunday.
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The same, however, cannot be said about Prestbury Holdings, the financial services firm of which the shadow cabinet secretary is chairman. Rebel shareholders yesterday launched a bid to oust its chief executive.
Handily for Maude, he's currently in Rwanda and apparently out of contact.
Booker bitterness
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"Grateful if recipients could spread this as widely as possible. You may not want to hear a message of love and salvation but others might."
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The environmentally passionate Tory candidate who – to the despair of style gurus everywhere – still prefers to roll his own cigarettes, was yesterday named on the list alongside such international political heavyweights as Michelle Obama and Carla Bruni.
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