April Fools’ Day signals, to many, a fun-filled 12 hours of gullibility and mirth.
Not so for the unsuspecting members of One Direction, Jeff Goldblum, Eddie Murphy or Jackie Chan, who, if Twitter chronology serves correctly, will all "die" at some point on the internet today via a spurious and in incredibly poor taste ‘April Fools’ death hoax.
So far, the ill-fated victim of said annual spoof is Zayn Malik, whose completely fake passing caused wide-spread panic among his millions of fans when the "news" broke via social media yesterday.
The hashtag #RIPZaynMalik trended soon after an article, mocked up to appear as though it came from the BBC and claiming that the singer had been found dead in his hotel room, went viral.
In true angry fan style, many Directioners posted threats to the anonymous creator of the said story, urged each other to stop talking about the hoax in order to prevent it from spreading any further (but used the hashtag and therefore continued it) and generally got upset.
1D: Crazy things Directioners say
1D: Crazy things Directioners say
1/20 One Direction
'I'm so jealous of everyone that meets One Direction. Then again if I met Harry I would hyperventilate, suffocate and die so...' - @m_a_g_z_i_e
2/20 One Direction
'If I ever received a tweet from anyone in One Direction I'd literally die on the spot and I want my obituary and tombstone to blame them.' - @aurosan
3/20 One Direction
'When I die, I want the One Direction 'Talk Dirty to Me' video displayed at my funeral, on a screen projected over my casket, playing non stop, thank you.' - @zaynlikespayne
4/20 One Direction
'I cannot speak I want to write the word 'love' everywhere and tell everyone I love One Direction more than anything ever.' - @sneezeharrys
5/20 One Direction
'I'm in the 'I'm gonna die alone with 8 cats and my posters of One Direction don't breath near me or I'll punch you' mood.' - @nouisteenagers
6/20 One Direction
'HARRY. YOU ARE NOT A GOD DAMN MAN WHORE. YOU ARE A CUPCAKE. JESUS.' - @daddyslittlelou
7/20 One Direction
When 1D were on the cover of GQ magazine: 'The GQ pictures make me want to stab myself in the uterus!' - @ziallsafari
8/20 One Direction
'I hope that I die before any of the boys in One Direction does cause I will not be able to even move if they go before I do.' - @pokeniall
9/20 One Direction
Another GQ response read: 'Holy. C**p. The boys on the cover of GQ magazine. Someone shoot me. Push me off a cliff. Stab me!' - @wafaastalks
10/20 One Direction
'Person: Why do you love One Direction? Me: Why do you breathe? Person: If I didn't I'd die. Me: Exactly.' - @idrugsharry
11/20 One Direction
'Don't hate on Louis you f**king a******s or I will shove bleach into your a******s and pull out your eyes with a spork.' - @fxkinlouis
12/20 One Direction
'When are you in public and a One Direction song comes on and your kidneys rupture and then you die.' - @harryhasbooty
13/20 One Direction
'If One Direction were falling off a cliff and I could only save one then I'd shoot myself so we could all die and meet in heaven' - @austinrahone
14/20 One Direction
''One Direction is goin' to be the next to break up'. If you don't shut up I will break your neck and pray for you to die.' - @bubblegumniall
15/20 One Direction
'My friend doesn't like One Direction and I told her that if she said something rude on Twitter she would die.' - @flashing1D
16/20 One Direction
'Do you ever feel like you want to scream and cry and laugh and smile and die because of One Direction. Because same.' - @chenloves1d
17/20 One Direction
'When Niall cuddles someone or something and his cheeks do the thing I die.' - @daintyiero
18/20 One Direction
'My parents always say 'They're gonna die down' and 'You'll grow out of them'. No f**k you I'm getting One Direction tattooed across my face.' - @calumshoran
19/20 One Direction
'Dear One Direction, you stole my heart but that's okay. I like my boys like I like my tea - hot and British with some Irish creme.' - @torii_rakusx
20/20 One Direction
'Imagine Niall barging into the church and saying 'I OBJECT' to your marriage because he loves you.' - @niamhabitat
"Whoever started the hashtag is sick in the head. Its not right to do something like that, I feel bad for him," one user wrote.
"The worst early April Fool I've ever read," another stated.
The offending hashtag even inspired a genuine household name to get involved.
Enter little-known Directioner Will Smith, who posted the following:
As with every other One Direction death hoax, this is obviously completely fake. We can confirm that Zayn Malik is, in fact, alive and well. And also that there are actually some pretty funny April Fools' jokes out there. Take a look at our round-up of the best here.