The message presupposes that callers know what line their destination is on and also that they are quick at taking down a list of very unmemorable phone numbers such as 0990 136107 (Cross Country). Four of the numbers have codes that allow callers to pay the local rate, one is a freephone number (Midland Main Line 0800 125222), but the other two require long- distance calls (unless one happens to live in Plymouth or Norwich and wants to travel on the relevant line).
The "Mad" column attempted to get through to all the numbers but has only limited time and patience. Only Midland Main Line answered within three minutes and, interestingly, they said they were able to provide tickets for all InterCity lines, but it takes seven days to send out the tickets.
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