The Labour Conference Diary: David Miliband anxious to sing from the same hymn sheet
Tuesday 02 October 2012
As the camera scans the audience during Ed Miliband's big speech this afternoon, one face it will not alight on is David Miliband's. Aware of the damage it could cause if he were to be caught with one facial muscle out of place, the leader's elder brother high-tailed it out of Manchester yesterday.
Before he left, he gave a talk on youth unemployment and made a couple of comments which confirmed that he still stands firmly in the Blairite tradition. He pointed out that Labour has "a mountain to climb", with only 10 MPs in the South – a gentle warning not to ignore Southern middle-class voters Tony Blair strove so hard to keep on side. On the big issue of public spending, he remarked: "Fiscal responsibility is not a choice: fiscal responsibility is a requirement."
Generally, though, the older Miliband has kept himself on a tight rein, not wanting to be seen doing anything that might damage Labour's chance of victory. As he put it: "I'm not just in tune but singing assiduously from the hymn sheet that has been given by Liam [Byrne – the party's official youth unemployment spokesman] and Ed."
But he is not quitting politics. He has confirmed that he plans to stay in Parliament after the next election, when his brother will either be Prime Minister, or a defeated ex-leader. Either outcome will open a new phase in the story of the Brothers Miliband.
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