So Robin Hood didn't just rob the rich to give to the poor; he robbed poor monks as well. Friar Tuck would be dismayed at yesterday's revelation that a 550-year-old Latin note hidden in the library at Eton debunks the myth of the men in green.
Brief but brutal, it trashes the reputation of the outlaw portrayed by Errol Flynn and, sadly, Kevin Costner.
"Around this time," say the words of an unknown monk in the margins of a medieval history book, "according to popular opinion, a certain outlaw named Robin Hood with his accomplices infested Sherwood and other law-abiding areas of England with continuous robberies."
The comments have been dated to 1460 and are unusual in their negativity. Dr Julian Luxford, of St Andrews University, who made the discovery, said Robin may have benefited from later rewriting of history. "Rather than depicting the traditionally well-liked hero, the article suggests that Robin Hood and his merry men may not have been 'loved by the good'," he says.
"The new find contains a uniquely negative assessment of the outlaw and provides rare evidence for monastic attitudes towards him." This note, the only historical record of Hood's life written in England (although three Scottish medieval writers also mention him), suggests that he lived during the time of Edward I.
The use of "with his accomplices" is evidence that he did indeed have a group of followers, and the mention of Sherwood is also significant. But its central message is one of hostility towards a much-loved figure.
While Robin may never have existed, this find means that he now joins the ranks of famous figures who may not be quite what we think.
Daring do-gooder or arboreal bandit?
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Arrogant drip or wise ruler?
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Siren or scientist?
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Genius or sarcastic snipe?
In 1676, Newton wrote to Hooke: "If I have seen further, it is by standing on ye shoulders of giants." This takes on new meaning when you know they were in dispute over optics, and Hooke was short, hunchbacked – and very touchy.
Glutton or crash dieter?
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Angelic nurse or prissy bureaucrat?
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Roman fiddler or smear victim?
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