World Cup 2014: How to be a Brazilian
What to drink, how to dress and above all, what to shout at the ref: Brazilian Luiza Sauma gives the lowdown on how to pass as a native
Sunday 08 June 2014
The nation's second favourite cocktail, after the caipirinha, is a fruity alcoholic smoothie – batida means "shaken". Whizz together cachaça (or vodka), condensed milk, ice and the fruit of your choice (often coconut or passionfruit).
Brazilian draught lager, chopp, is pale, mild and ice-cold – popular brands include Antarctica, Brahma and Skol. Since you're 6,000 miles from your nearest chopp bar, buy it bottled and put your glass in the freezer for the same super-chilled effect.
You can buy fresh green coconuts on any beach in Brazil, and drink the sweet juice with a straw. But in Bognor Regis and points north, pre-packaged Vita Coco is your next-best choice.
'Diary of the Fall' by Michel Laub
Laub is one of the most acclaimed authors in Brazil. His remarkable novel Diary of the Fall (Diário da Queda) follows three generations of a Jewish-Brazilian family.
'The Passion According to G.H.' by Clarice Lispector
Avant-garde author Lispector died in 1977, but is more popular than ever. According to one of her translators, she "looked like Marlene Dietrich and wrote like Virginia Woolf". In The Passion According to G.H. (A Paixão Segundo G.H.), a woman suffers a spiritual crisis after killing a cockroach.
'Ansiedade' by Augusto Cury
Not all Brazilians are carefree party animals. The self-help book Ansiedade ("Anxiety") is currently selling like hot pães de queijo. (But sadly it isn't available in English.)
'Beijinho no Ombro' by Valesca Popozuda
Valesca Popozuda ("Big-arsed Valesca") is the quintessential funk-carioca star: tanned, sexy and silicone-enhanced. Her mega-catchy single "Beijinho no Ombro" ("Kisses on the Shoulder") has racked up 28m hits on YouTube; the video features powerful thighs, bondage costumes and aggressive dancing – Brazilian pop culture in a nutshell.
'Não Existe Amor em SP' by Criolo
São Paulo rapper and singer Criolo fuses hip-hop, samba, soul and MPB (Musica Popúlar Brasileira) into something fresh and new. Tropicália legend Caetano Veloso is a fan, which is a bit like getting the seal of approval from Bob Dylan.
'Maná' by Rodrigo Amarante
Amarante is a former member of rock group Los Hermanos, samba band Orquestra Imperial and supergroup Little Joy (with the Strokes' Fabrizio Moretti). Now, he's doing his own thing as a psych-folk solo act. "Maná" has a lovely Tropicália feel.
Beachwear and behaviour
Leave your towel at home
Only gringos (foreigners) use towels at the beach – take a canga (sarong) instead. And for the love of Guanabara, don't get changed on the beach. You're trying to recreate Ilha Grande, not the Isle of Wight.
Bare your body
For women: the standard-issue minuscule bikini. Men: make the most of your bronzed, Adonis-like body by wearing tiny, tight hotpants – aka a sunga. In Ipanema it's perfectly acceptable to walk home wearing just your sunga or bikini. Give it a try next time you visit your local pool.
Keep in shape with frescobol (beach tennis), futevôlei (football meets volleyball in hell), jacaré (bodysurfing) or simply jogging on the sand barefoot.
Read more: Bill Granger's World Cup Brazilian nibbles
'Salgadinhos' or snacks
Pão de queijo
Cheesy manioc bread-balls: crispy on the outside, chewy and warm on the inside. Top tip: plenty of UK cornershops (and, ahem, Ocado) now sell ready-made mixes.
Few things in life are more heart-warming – or heart-attacking – than a plate of deep-fried pastéis (pastries). They come filled with cheese, beef, chicken or prawns.
These doughnut-shaped beach snacks are a Rio de Janeiro icon. They come in two flavours – salty or sweet – but are basically flavourless; it's all about the crunch.
'Puta que pariu!'
Rough translation: "Goddamn it!" Literal translation: "Prostitute who gave birth!" One of the rudest phrases in Portuguese, so use it wisely (ie all the time).
'Passa a porra da bola!'
Rough translation: "Pass the bloody ball!" Literal translation: "Pass the sperm of a ball!"
'Ei juiz, cadê o pênalti?'
"Hey ref, where's the penalty?" Use this when one of your players is writhing around in the penalty area, clutching his leg in faux-agony.
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