To call them elections is to significantly overstate the case.
However it is described, the electoral process employed by the totalitarian North Korean regime is due to get underway this weekend with Kim Jong-un, the third in his family to rule the secretive state, running unopposed in a legendary mountain district.
State news agency KCNA said on Thursday that election preparations were "gaining momentum", with voters confirming their names on electoral lists for the ballot held every five years.
"Agitation activities are going on to encourage citizens to take active part in the election with high political enthusiasm and labour feats, amid the playing of 'Song of the Election'," KCNA reported.
The whole process is more one of spectacle and control than of democracy and free expression.
In the constituency of Mount Paektu, an inactive volcano on the Chinese border where Kim Jong-un's grandfather was born (according to legend), Kim's name will be the only one on the ballot.
Across the country the process will be broadly the same. In most districts the only name on the ballot will be a candidate chosen by the Workers' Party although a few independents, such as pro-Pyongyang Koreans from Japan, are allowed to take part.
In pictures: North Korea prepares for elections
In pictures: North Korea prepares for elections
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Kim Jong Un applauds during the second day session of the 8th Conference of Ideological Officials of the Workers' Party of Korea (WPK)
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Kim Jong-un gives an address during the eighth conference of the ideological officials of the Workers' Party in Pyongyang
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Kim Jong-Un reacts to participants of the 8th conference of the ideological officials of the Workers Party of Korea (WPK) in Pyongyang
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Kim Jong-un waves during an inspection of the Korean People's Army Unit 323 honoured with the title of O Jung-hup-led 7th Regiment in Pyongyang
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Kim Jong-un provides field guidance to the November 2 Factory of the Korean People's Army
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Kim Jong-Un inspects the construction site of the January 8 fishery station of the Korean People's Army (KPA) at undisclosed place in North Korea
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Kim Jong-un visits the November 2 Factory at an unknown place in North Korea, a food manufacturer for the North Korean soldiers
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Kim Jong-Un inspects an electronics factory in Pyongyang
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Kim Jong-Un walks as he inspects one of the factories in Pyongyang
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Kim Jong-Un looks at the products of the electronics factory in Pyongyang
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Kim Jong Un speaks and gestures during a trip to give field guidance to the Pyongyang Weak-current Apparatus Factory
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Kim Jong-un laughs as he tours the electronics factory in Pyongyang
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Kim Jong Un visits the Songdowon International Children's Camp now being remodelled in Pyongyang
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Kim Jong Un speaks as he visits the Songdowon International Children's Camp in Pyongyang
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Kim Jong-Un points at remodeled building of the Songdowon International Children's Camp in Kangwon Province
Elections to key positions in the North's Supreme People's Assembly are largely symbolic with the power instead lying with the ruling Korean Workers' Party and power within that being held by its truculent leader and a handful of close advisers.
Appointments to key positions will be watched closely by North Korea observers looking to see any potential subtle change in the direction of leadership.
Kim, presumed to be 31-years-old, is standing for the 687-seat assembly for the first time since taking office in 2012 after the death of his father, Kim Jong-il.
"I feel very grateful for your expression of deep trust in me and extend warm thanks from the bottom of my heart," Kim said, thanking voters and announcing his candidacy in an open letter released by the KCNA last month.
A vice-minister of construction has held the Paektusan seat since 2009 and it was unclear if he was standing elsewhere.
Voting is compulsory in the country, and though it is of course possible to vote no it would be very dangerous to do so. Turnout figures are generally just short of 100 per cent. Although almost comedic as a facade of democracy, the exercise is no laughing matter.
Analysts say the entire process also functions as a census and a mechanism to check on the whereabouts of residents and possible defections or attempts to illegally cross internal borders.
"Travel restrictions and surveillance are ramped up before the election," Sokeel Park, of Liberty in North Korea, an NGO that works with North Korean defectors, said.
"Various heads of local work and residential units make sure everything on their patch is in order, to avoid criticism and trouble if the election does reveal missing people."
Last month, UN investigators said North Korea's extermination of political prisoners over the past five decades might amount to genocide, and compared them to Nazi-era atrocities.
The judge responsible for the investigation, Michael Kirby, said the UN Commission of Inquiry's "repeated requests" to visit North Korea and its prison facilities were rejected by Pyongyang.
Kirby and his team issued their 372-page report on 17 February after a year-long investigation marked by unprecedented public testimony by defectors at hearings held in South Korea, Japan, Britain and the US.
The investigators told Kim in a letter that they were advising the UN to refer North Korea to the International Criminal Court (ICC), to make sure any culprits "including possibly yourself" were held accountable.
The North Korean state-run KCNA news agency hit back at the report, citing a pro-North Korean politician from Brazil who said the judge had manipulated evidence at the behest of North Korea's old enemy, America.
"[Kirby's] mission is to manipulate 'evidence' on the orders of Washington, lie about (North) Korea and oppose the republic under an international alliance that is controlled by the US," KCNA said.
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