In San Francisco, where November's mayoral race is bringing out the very worst in several prospective candidates, the incumbent Willie Brown was incensed to discover recently that dozens of names he might have wanted, from the straight-arrow williebrown.com to the more playful damayor.com, had already been registered and paid for by his most dangerous opponent, the real estate magnate Clint Reilly. The Reilly camp even hogged williesucks.com for good measure.
Meanwhile, in New York's increasingly vicious Senate race, both of next year's prospective candidates are being beset by web woes. Rudolph Giuliani, New York City's Republican mayor, successfully registered the pithy Internet name rudyyes.com only to discover a group of jokers had snapped up yesrudy.com and posted a superficially convincing parody site detailing his supposed admiration for Baby Doc Duvalier, the erstwhile dictator of Haiti.
Hillary Clinton was so determined to secure hillary2000.com that she agreed to pay $6,000 (pounds 3,750) to get it back from an enterprising cyberspace freak who had snapped it up.
It seems there is nothing a candidate can do about such flagrant examples of "cybersquatting": that is, denying other people a website name for malicious or commercial reasons. All it takes to register a website is a proposed name and a $70 fee - opening the field not only to spiteful opponents and parodists but also to ethically dubious business tycoons.