Jamie Theakston in Alderney:
"If the shadow is travelling at around 2,000 miles an hour, that means it should be arriving here at about... er... um... soonish."
Emma from the Radio One Roadshow:
"Suede are flying by helicopter, very, very showbiz, Pet Shop Boys are going to be here... so regardless of the rain, we will soldier on."
Tomorrow's World's Philippa Forrester, from the beach:
"Brrrr... I was in my bikini yesterday!"
"I'm not seeing much."
Michael Buerk in the studio looking at a black screen purporting to show the eclipse:
"God, you've really got to have a good television set here."
Someone on a beach in Cornwall:
"People shout, people go mad... I mean it's just an amazing thing. In three- quarters of an hour, all these people are going to shout."
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