http://www.independent.co.uk/opinion/columnists/cooper-brown/?service=Rss http://www.independent.co.uk/opinion/columnists/cooper-brown/cooper-brown-hes-out-there-828178.html http://www.independent.co.uk/opinion/columnists/cooper-brown/cooper-brown-hes-out-there-828178.html?r=RSS <p>I'm in the south of France for a quick break with Victoria. It wasn't my idea, I hate France &ndash; but Victoria has started to get a little bit of bulimia back as pre-wedding nerves start to kick in and she needed a break. </p> Cooper Brown Thu, 15 May 2008 00:00:01 +0100 http://www.independent.co.uk/opinion/columnists/cooper-brown/cooper-brown-hes-out-there-822732.html http://www.independent.co.uk/opinion/columnists/cooper-brown/cooper-brown-hes-out-there-822732.html?r=RSS <p>I ended up at the big party this week &ndash; Pete Doherty was there, celebrating his release from jail. How I got there was very complicated, but worth the telling. I'm with Ben in The Electric and we're just laughing hard at a friend of ours who's a top estate agent and has just gone bankrupt. </p> Cooper Brown Thu, 08 May 2008 00:00:01 +0100 http://www.independent.co.uk/opinion/columnists/cooper-brown/cooper-brown-hes-out-there-818593.html http://www.independent.co.uk/opinion/columnists/cooper-brown/cooper-brown-hes-out-there-818593.html?r=RSS <p>So we're starting to do the exciting things to do with the wedding &ndash; the wedding list. This is a fabulous opportunity to play your friends off against each other to force them to be more generous than each other. Victoria had this really dumb idea of asking them all to give to a chosen charity, but I soon stuck a spear in that balloon. The first thing to go in a credit crunch is charity donations &ndash; not my fucking wedding list. </p> Cooper Brown Thu, 01 May 2008 00:00:01 +0100 http://www.independent.co.uk/opinion/columnists/cooper-brown/cooper-brown-hes-out-there-814611.html http://www.independent.co.uk/opinion/columnists/cooper-brown/cooper-brown-hes-out-there-814611.html?r=RSS <p>Victoria is starting to give me serious hassle about the amount of time we spend together. Apparently I prefer to go out with other people more and don't "prioritise" her time. Sounds like somebody has been watching too much of that loathsome programme The Wright Stuff again. She is weirdly obsessed with the presenter, the slimy Matthew Wright. God knows why.</p> Cooper Brown Thu, 24 Apr 2008 00:00:01 +0100 http://www.independent.co.uk/opinion/columnists/cooper-brown/cooper-brown-hes-out-there-810302.html http://www.independent.co.uk/opinion/columnists/cooper-brown/cooper-brown-hes-out-there-810302.html?r=RSS <p>Road rage: it's the rare time when you Brits actually get hot under the collar and lose your homosexual inhibitions. I think it's because you think you're all safe in your tiny little tin boxes and can start shouting and honking at everyone and think you're safe &ndash; not when the Cooperman is about. </p> Cooper Brown Thu, 17 Apr 2008 00:00:01 +0100