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Philip Hensher: Take a tip from Heston, Jamie

Monday, 6 October 2008

Two new events appear to display our very peculiar relationship with food. Jamie Oliver's campaigning food programme went to Rotherham to address the under-class's lack of basic food knowledge and skills, turning up mothers who fed their toddlers nothing but kebabs off a van and illiterates somehow surviving on 10 packets of crisps a day.

It was a depressing and even frightening programme to watch. Rotherham is a very decent sort of town which I'm personally pretty fond of, not without its own regional specialities. Yorkshire, from top to bottom, socially speaking, used to be a place very fond of food, and I hope Mr Oliver is going to investigate the wonderful pork butchers of the place. If, of course, they still exist; and to somebody who has always lived off kebabs and crisps, a pork butcher might be as forbidding a place to set foot in as Quo Vadis.

Against this immensely sad account, the publication of Mr Heston Blumenthal's new book had a distinctly Marie-Antoinettish feel. For a start, it costs £100, and is the size of a small desk top. The dishes appear to be in Mr Blumenthal's famously abstruse vein, requiring chemical substances which you are not very likely to find in your local Tesco Metro, and an application of time and equipment which is only appropriate in a professional kitchen.

At first sight, the juxtaposition seems to epitomise how very unnatural the way we think of food is. At one end of the spectrum, Blumenthal's laboratory; at the other, victims of the broken society eating kebabs off the kitchen floor. Mr Oliver is, with admirable devotion, trying to cajole the nation into actually using all those immensely expensive kitchen appliances with simple, fresh, undemanding recipes, and to fill a definite cultural gap.

It would be easy to dismiss Heston Blumenthal as a complete irrelevance. But what, surely, is missing in Mr Oliver's approach is exactly what Blumenthal represents, an idea of culinary fantasy. I don't believe that anyone who seriously enjoys cooking was ever lured into it by the promise that a recipe was simple, no bother, fresh tasting and would only take 10 minutes.

Most people were tempted, in the first instance, by something elaborately showy – in my case, I remember struggling through a really impossibly complicated mushroom sfumato. Simplicity requires a sophisticated cook, and sophisticated eaters.

Every cookbook has recognised this, from Brillat-Savarin's tales of whole oxen reduced to produce a single half-pint of intense stock, to Mrs Beeton's instructions to "first despatch your turtle" and onwards. Elizabeth David found that merely reciting the words "Butter...apricots...garlic" was soothing in the days of rationing, and wrote an (at the time) impossible cookbook to comfort her fellow English cooks.

Culinary fantasy, even if unattainable, acts as a spur to cooking in ways which plain cooking by plain cooks with not much time to spare never will. It needn't be expensive, either; for me, culinary fantasy is much more powerfully embodied by Fergus Henderson's suggestions for unlovely innards – roast spleen! – than by recipes for larks' tongues. A lot of game – pheasant, pigeon, rabbit, even, sometimes, partridge – is a lot cheaper than farmed meat.

Of course, people who have never ventured, culinarily speaking, beyond the nearest fast-food outlets are not going to be culinarily adventurous. But what people trying to encourage home cooking need to understand is that the failure of home eating in this country is not primarily a failure of capacity, but a failure of imagination. They simply don't know what food can be like.

You can, if you like, teach them a recipe for ever-so-easy spaghetti with tomato and basil. Or you can engage their imaginations; Mr Blumenthal, a wonderful exemplar of the power of the imagination with his bacon-and-egg ice-cream, might be as useful a policy tool as anyone.

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I do not like Jamie's descent into the expletives of Gordon R, but to suggest the average resident of Burgerland Rotherham would respond more positively to Hestons methods is ridiculous. On the showing so far, most of them could not read the recipes, let alone have the funds and equipment to put them on the table.

The answer has to be better cookery classes for all in school, an encouragement of evening classes for older participants, and a reduction in the price of good, fresh produce in supermarkets, which is where most people shop. How many will spend 30 or 40p on an apple, when they can buy crisps and chocolate for less.

Tesco proudly calls itself the biggest discounter but doesn't boast so much when it puts prices up. Beer and wines go down, whereas a block of butter in my store recently went up from 50p to 84p overnight. No mention of that in their TV ads !

Posted by Phil | 09.10.08, 17:12 GMT

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"Mr Blumenthal, a wonderful exemplar of the power of the imagination with his bacon-and-egg ice-cream".

Nonsense, egg and bacon ice cream was produced in the US during the sixties - I remember reading about it when I was at primary school and thinking "yuk".

Posted by P. Dodd | 09.10.08, 16:17 GMT

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"busy mums" is a common excuse for lack of a will to bother. Both my parents' worked as I was growing up, simply because they had to, to keep us in food and clothes and we still received a home-cooked meal, sitting at the table as a family, at the end of every day.

Fresh produce is expensive, yes and the Iceland "3 for a fiver" deals are tempting beyond all belief in any circumstance. But that doesn't excuse a parent never involving a carrot or peas (you can get those from Iceland too, lovey) into their child's diet.

As much as food may have become a pleasure since its availability has increased, it's still a matter of survival. What relationship are parents' forging between that child and food, if all they feed them is Kerry Katona brand amalgamtions of fat, colouring and salt?

As much as I adore Mr Blumenthal and understand the sentiment of the article, there are still ways of injecting nutrients into a child's diet without use of a chem-set, as Mr Oliver deftly displays.

Posted by Moi | 09.10.08, 13:42 GMT

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Sorry: haven’t been able to take Heston as seriously as he probably merits since watching him reduce a perfectly tasty-looking pile of spuds by various mechanisms to something that ultimately resembled a small glob of sputum. Now whenever I see him I can never get away from that small, nagging thought: “Rich kid with a chemistry set.”

Not, I hasten to add, that this should be taken, for a moment, as an indication that I would have even a nano-second’s hesitation in accepting the merest hint of an invitation to taste any one of his dishes!

Phew

Posted by Rob dePlume | 07.10.08, 16:47 GMT

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Missing the point somewhat, I think. You are not going to get busy mums swapping the crisps and cola diet for bacon and egg icecream. Not ever.
But Jamie Oliver might be able to persuade them to add a spaghetti bolognese to their usual oven-chips-and-mini-kievs repetoire.

Posted by carole | 06.10.08, 14:20 GMT

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I have to admit that when I started to become really interested in food in my teens - mainly through the column the wonderful late Jane Grigson wrote in The Observer - I was seduced by recipes such as Locket's Savoury and Palestine Soup. However ordinary a salad of pears with watercress and blue cheese might seem now, or a soup made with Jeruasalem artichokes, thirty odd years ago they were, to a working class girl from South Wales, the height of sophistication.

Posted by Alice Taylor | 06.10.08, 12:50 GMT

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