Almanack: postscript

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From The Onion Bag fanzine, a ditty dedicated to Neil Ruddock. 'Bonebuster' is sung to the tune of Sweet's 'Blockbuster'.

You'd better beware

You'd better take care

You better watch out

If you've got any skill or flair.

He'll tread on your toes

He'll flatten your nose

You'll end up with fresh air

Where your leg normally goes.