Ashes Diary: Border tells hosts to give England cold shoulder if they want to save face

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Allan Border is not happy. The legendarily grumpy former captain of Australia has discovered the problem with the current side: they're too chummy with the Poms. "There just doesn't seem to be a spark or any aggro," he grumbled. "There was a bit of laughing and banter going on with Kevin Pietersen and I thought to myself, 'This isn't good'.

"We are not playing like Australia should be playing. We lacked spark to back the bowlers up."

Border, of course, led Australia to a thumping 4-0 victory in the 1989 Ashes, having decided after defeat in 1986-87 that it was time to get mean. Given that it was his captaincy that kick-started Australia's 15-year dominance of world cricket, he might have a point.

But what can England expect if Australia heed Border's advice? Jack Russell was the England wicketkeeper during that '89 Ashes and remembers only too well how the Aussies refused to socialise. "They never spoke to us: the only person who ever spoke to me as I passed him going down the steps at Lord's was Terry Alderman, who said, 'All right Jack' under his breath so nobody could hear it. As an ex-team-mate of mine [at Gloucestershire], he acknowledged that I was there but he still went straight past.

"They never socialised: if we had have done I would have found out that Merv Hughes is just a big softie. Half of the time he was trying to kill me! It would have made things a lot easier – so maybe Border was right.

"When I got my hundred [at Old Trafford], Border shook my hand. I was surprised as they weren't speaking to us. I thought that was a great thing to do. It was a great moment."

So watch out, England: Doug Bollinger might soon be giving you the cold shoulder.

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