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How to attract the crowds back to five-day game

If the longer form of the sport is to thrive, it may need a shake-up. Stephen Brenkley has a plan...

There were rows and rows of empty seats at the Riverside for the first day of England's second Test with the West Indies

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There were rows and rows of empty seats at the Riverside for the first day of England's second Test with the West Indies

The comments might have been ill-timed but they were disturbingly pertinent. When Chris Gayle, the captain of the West Indies, said this week that he would not be sad if Test cricket died, his words coincided with the start of a match attended by only 4,000 people on its first day.

Not many more will be at Chester-le-Street for the second Test between England and West Indies on the second, third and fourth days, and there will certainly be fewer if it goes into day five. It was all too possible to believe that Test cricket might indeed be in its death throes since England is one of the last places where Test cricket has stayed vibrant. The International Cricket Council is already on the case with several ideas, including floodlights and better over rates. But it seems to be dragging its heels in actually instigating action. Here we examine what might be done – and quickly.

1. Avoid familiarity

Do not stage games between the same two teams in such rapid succession. England played the West Indies in a home series two years ago, again last winter and now again at home. Familiarity can breed contempt which is why the Ashes, held once every four years in both England and Australia, remains special.

2. Kick out the weaklings

The game has been diminished by chronically weak teams like Zimbabwe (thankfully now no longer a Test nation) and Bangladesh. Test cricket should continue to seek new teams and horizons but they must be ready to compete because in modern professional sport there is no place for the outclassed.

3. Wheel out the marketing men

It needs more accomplished marketing everywhere – newspaper and television coverage alone cannot do it – and to remind people that Test cricket is a great game which has become a better game in the past 20 years. But players have to be aware of their responsibilities with regard to over rates which have become ridiculously slow for no reason.

4. Slash the price of tickets

Ticket prices everywhere, not least in England, need to be reassessed. While £65 for seven hours entertainment might not seem excessive, the cost of a top-priced ticket at the Riverside was plainly a deterrent. Around the world crowds are perilously thin already, but this match, allied to the timing of Gayle's comments, ought to have been a wake-up call of seismic proportions for the England and Wales Cricket Board.

5. Small can be beautiful

There is nothing wrong with playing games at smaller venues – it worked in New Zealand a year ago when England played at Hamilton and Napier. Perhaps England could play, say Bangladesh, at Taunton or Chelmsford.

6. Five is the magic number

Urgently re-examine the policy of seven Test matches in an English summer. This summer, for instance, five in a marquee Ashes series would have been sufficient. The same might be true of South Africa and India. Rarity value makes it special. In 2009, there is simply too much international cricket.

7. Make the playing field level

Ensure pitches have something to offer both batsmen and bowlers and are not the same the world over. England's recent series in the West Indies had its moments on the fifth day occasionally but there was too much mind-numbingly tedious play beforehand when the bat dominated.

8. Four is also the magic number

Investigate the idea of four-day Test matches. The majority of games in the past 20 years have involved a win or a loss and tend to finish in four 90-over days. This should not preclude the thrilling draw but most draws are draws from a long way out.

9. Lose play on May days

Never on any account play Test matches in early May in poor old and cold County Durham, which is probably how the trouble and Chris Gayle's disaffection began.

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good ideas
[info]billybowman wrote:
Friday, 15 May 2009 at 10:25 am (UTC)
Some very good ideas here Mr Brinkley. I think I would have to take issue with a couple though. Small is most definitely not beautiful. Or at least that is what Mrs Bowman says. And I am concerned about the idea of levelling all the playing fields. This would involve an awful lot of upheaval, especially in St Johns Wood, where the famous Lord's " slope" is as much a part of cricket as Catherine Parr's pond was at Trent Bridge. Imagine the traffic chaos with giant earthmovers and the effect on property prices with workmen in hard hats and copies of the Sport under their arms.

Could we not instead make the games more attractive, perhaps by incorporating celebrity selections, such as Jon Lumley ("the Wallies' hero") or Fred " Fred" Flintoff. That would pack them in. Or why not try and play a match away from the cosy south of England.The north east, where cricket is a passion, is crying out for a Test match. Come on ECB, give the Geordies a go!!!!
Re: good ideas
[info]kentfan11 wrote:
Friday, 15 May 2009 at 10:42 am (UTC)
Mr Brinkley is rightly concerned about the dwindling interest in Test cricket and some of his ideas are sound, but here are a few more:
*Let the kids play on the outfield before play and during lunch like they always used to
*Introduce 'kids for a quid' day and throw in a free copy of the Independent
*Re-employ Duncan Fletcher as the ground announcer and get him telling his gags again
*Show re-runs of On the Buses on the giant screen
*Get those lovely 'Calendar Girls' on a stage and make them shed an article of clothing every time a wicket falls.

That will get the punters panting for more!
Re: good ideas
[info]badalandabad wrote:
Friday, 15 May 2009 at 08:34 pm (UTC)
ECB has made the following press release outlining its battle plans to get the punters back to the grounds this summer.

King Kev has agreed to let a skunk back on to his helmet. Athers will be stuffing his pocket with dirt and walk on to the field with Chris Lewis, who has agreed to shave his head and wash it off with a can of cocktail juice. Judge Judd has agreed to let Chris out on Bail for the venture but insisted he does not carry any bags with him. Sir Juffery Boycott would be throwing bricks in the middle to Tuffers who has to hit them for six. Hicky from Worcester will be singing carols with the other choir boy Mark Ramprakash.

While these are the initial steps, the joe public are more than welcome to come up with other ideas. Advocates of accepted ideas would be allowed free entry to the LVCC match between Derbyshire and Glamorgan in Cardiff, next April. Free umbrellas will be an added bonus to the winners.
the future
[info]billybowman wrote:
Friday, 15 May 2009 at 10:55 am (UTC)
Now that is lateral thinking Kentfan. Strip-cricket!!!! i would suggest a maximum number of sweaters however. It might improve the liklihood of playing five bowlers and using attacking fields.I think you may be on to a winner there!!! Perhaps the celebrity idea could be incorporated. Maybe "Im a Celebrity, Get Me Out" !!! That nubile young lady Miss JSE " Syria" Price would be a welcome addition and needs the publicity. And Miss Lumley, the "Gherkins Guru". Are Jayne Mansfield or Diana Dors still around? Or Bertie Grable with his famous legs. Knock spots off the floozies of today with their so called ' Brazilians' and Bacardi Breezers.
Strip cricket
[info]kentfan11 wrote:
Friday, 15 May 2009 at 01:01 pm (UTC)
The strip cricket idea has all sorts of possibilities, Billy. The lasses (and I nominate Selina Scott and Fatima Whitbread) could be allowed to put a piece of clothing back ON if a catch is dropped or stumping missed. Imagine, too, the drama it would cause if we also had the referral system. The anxious wait to see whether something else had to be removed.
The only drawback I can see is that in this politically correct age, would we have to have male cricket strippers too? I am not sure I can bare the thought of Parky and Josh Gifford getting down to bare essentials.
strip
[info]billybowman wrote:
Friday, 15 May 2009 at 01:33 pm (UTC)
More great ideas from the Kentfan thinktank!!! Commentators in the raw too!! Although it would not matter too much on the radio even if Vic " Vic" Marks was down to his underpants and waiting on a television decision from Daisy Hair.
Just a technical point. Would Kirk ( "I am Spartacus') Douglas, the team physio, have to put " something in their tea" ( if you know what I mean!!). It wouldnt pay for them to be seen getting too " excited", a distinct possibliity with the Misses Scott and Whitbread around.
Do these playing conditions apply to our ladies team as well? It opens up a whole world of marketing possibilities in the world of lingerie.
test cricket
[info]onedeadbudgie wrote:
Friday, 15 May 2009 at 02:08 pm (UTC)
so even journalists are out of touch. a bit like MPs. the biggest v sign given out in test cricket was not by chris gayle but by the ECB moving test cricket onto sky TV. it was two fingers to the fans and in particular the fans of the future who in the past watched it on the TV at home. if anyone is serious about public interest in cricket put it on the TV. otherwise don't bother.
Re: test cricket
[info]kentfan11 wrote:
Friday, 15 May 2009 at 02:43 pm (UTC)
Come clean Budgie, we know who you are: Mark Nicholas would be my guess, hoping to get cricket back on Channel 4. Sky do a fine job with Bruce Willis and Noddy Holder as commentators. Channel 4 kept missing wickets to show horse racing and the Simpsons.
Re: test cricket
[info]onedeadbudgie wrote:
Friday, 15 May 2009 at 02:56 pm (UTC)
I may be showing my age here but I think back to the days of Test Cricket on BBC1 with Jim Laker and Richie Benaud. No Channel 4 came in after the involvement of Sky. Who wants cricket interrupted by racing? Just as with the price of tickets, the ECB is pushing away the fans of tomorrow. Who can pay £30 a month for Sky? A minority. Do the ECB want young people to be interested in cricket or not?
sleuth
[info]billybowman wrote:
Friday, 15 May 2009 at 02:54 pm (UTC)
Inspector Kent on the case!!! Alimentary!!! I thought the Archbishop had gone but it seems not. Just gone underground. I do agree somewhat though that it should be on television. The Sky do their best but Mrs Bowman and I sat down today to watch today and all we have seen are repeats. Is this the best they can do? Don't they know there is a Test match going on in Chester? Thats not why I pay my licence fee. Perhaps it was Dave channel.


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