Football: Questionnaire Dennis Wise, Footballer

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Is Robbie Will-iams the new Tom Jones?

There's only one Tom Jones. There's only one Robbie Williams.

What is your dream holiday destination?

It was Bermuda. Now I've been. And it still is.

What's the best book you've ever read?

Eric Hall's Monster. But because he's my agent I only read 80 per cent of it.

When did you last eat at McDonald's?

A couple of Wednesdays ago, at my niece Emma's birthday.

What nickname would be more appropriate for Chelsea than the Blues?

At the present moment, the Foreign Office.

What was your favourite non-sporting subject at school?


When did you last buy a pint of milk and how much was it?

Last week. The shopkeeper said, "You're Dennis Wise, the Chel- sea footballer. You earn thousands of pounds a week." "That's right," I said. "That'll be pounds 30," he said.

When was the last time you took the tube? How was the service?

This year. Service was good.

What's the best foreign phrase you've picked up in the Chelsea dressing- room?

Quite a few... but none suitable for a family newspaper.

Is Monica Lewinsky a sex symbol? If not, who is?

No. All the supermodels are sexy.

What has been the best day of your footballing life so far?

No one day. All of last season and, hopefully, when we win a trophy this year.