n "Bonjour, John, have you met my brothers?"
n "Are you absolutely sure you can't stretch to pounds 70,000 a week?"
n "I also wanted to play for Swansea."
n "I'm told the Spanish press are kind to footballers. When shall I tell them I hate Madrid?"
For next week, The Sweeper invites you to imagine what a Premiership manager should say when asked by the authorities why he's kept pounds 40,000 from a Russian agent in a safe for a year. Addresses as above.Reuse content