The day you make your England debut should be a proud one for any footballer and, no doubt, Jamie Vardy's friends and family watched him take on San Marino with pride.
They may not, however, want to look at Twitter. The Leicester City striker's presence in the Euro 2016 qualifer inspired hundreds of users on the social media platform to riff on his inclusion.
Just seen Jamie Vardy ask their centre half if there's a Lineker's Bar in San Marino— Gareth (@thehandofbeadle) September 5, 2015
Reckon Jamie Vardy's been exchanging grouting ideas with the San Marino right back.— David (@lfcmaestro23) September 5, 2015
Jamie Vardy's still got the San Andreas map blu-tacced onto his bedroom wall— Luke (@LukeA1993) September 5, 2015
Jamie Vardy brings his own pool cue to the pub.— M'Mmnz (@Danny_McMoomins) September 5, 2015
If that Jamie Vardy doesn't have a CD containing all of his favourite donk anthems in the glovebox of his car then i'll be absolutely amazed— Luke (@LukeA1993) September 5, 2015
Jamie Vardy absolutely stinks of Henleys.— Joe Connolly. (@JoeMConnolly) September 5, 2015
Jamie Vardy 'know the reels' on the fruities down his local 'spoons.— M'Mmnz (@Danny_McMoomins) September 5, 2015
Jamie Vardy doesn't think you have the COURAGE to SHARE his Facebook post.— Not Chris Taylor (@the_itch1980) September 5, 2015
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