Arsène Wenger has suffered many harsh cuts recently but maybe the cruellest thus far came when he was caught by TV seething in his box made for one on the Swansea touchline. The man on the microphone couldn't resist a comparison with Victor – "I don't believe it" – Meldrew.
The biggest problem, of course, was that most of the rest of us could – believe it, this is.
Of course, we could believe that Swansea City, playing with the conviction of a team who have seen their future and have the strong suspicion that it may well work, were capable of cutting through an Arsenal defence which has been allowed to slip into such monumental disrepair.
To be fair to the embattled Arsenal manager, his rant against the referee for what he considered a dubious penalty was punctuated by acknowledgement that the Swansea victory was about something a little more than official incompetence. "We were playing against a good team," he conceded.
The trouble is – and it is of the kind that made the Meldrew crack so wounding for all those who believe that Wenger's contribution not only to Arsenal Football Club but to the entire English game would remain immense even if he never wins another game – is that a great football man increasingly resembles someone in denial.
His demeanour suggests that reality has become something of a mystery. He found it a little unbelievable that Arsenal lost. But of course it wasn't – not with Per Mertesacker palpably off the pace, Theo Walcott scoring a good goal but in all other respects failing to impress the England manager Fabio Capello that he is a young man who knows precisely where he is going, and Andrei Arshavin remaining a ghost of the player who so illuminated the 2008 European Championship.
It didn't really help that if Arshavin is truly a man of Arsenal's past – and where would you scrape up an iota of evidence to disprove the theory – he was replaced by Thierry Henry, whose return to the place of his greatest deeds began to take on nightmarish possibilities when he urged his team-mates into the maw of some extremely hostile fan sentiment.
If there was a lesson to be learned it was surely that Wenger and the time-traveller Henry are tilling some very meagre ground if they expect much credit for what happened yesterday. Today, Wenger can rail against the facts of life as desperately as he likes, but the truth is that he does so at the increasing risk of ridicule.
It is certainly a shocking denouement. Eighteen months ago at the South African World Cup, Wenger was a ubiquitous and urbane presence; Fabregas and Nasri had yet to defect, the appalling toppling of hopes in the early spring, which was like a clatter of disrupted skittles, had yet to come with such devastating force, though there was the heaviest portent when Birmingham City were allowed to win the Carling Cup and Fabregas, from the sidelines, wore the expression of someone who could no longer believe.
How does Wenger reconstruct such belief? Not by castigating referees, not by receding into the mantle of a victim. He has to accept that the cycle of renewal has not worked, that the reappearance of someone like Henry is not a diversion but a terrible reminder of the slippage that has come since the night in Paris five-and-a-half years ago when the great Frenchman was one pull of the trigger away from crowning victory over Barcelona in the Champions League final.
Now, four points out of the top four, it is surely time not to talk up the future but live in the present. Maybe Aaron Ramsey can seize some kind of future, and especially with the support of Jack Wilshere and Thomas Vermaelen, but if you cannot defend, if that aspect of your game is in ruins, a most grievous fault line isn't going to disappear.
This reality was imposed quite brilliantly by a team new to the top flight, one that their impressive young manager Brendan Rodgers rather bitterly pointed out has not exactly enjoyed a deluge of recognition.
That will surely change in the next few days and weeks but Rodgers doesn't need warning about the dangers that will come with the praise. No doubt he will tell his players that they are only as good as their last performance. At the moment, Arsène Wenger can only envy him such an opportunity.
If he said that to his own team it would be an insult of, well, Meldrew proportion.
Moynihan knew football's lost spirit
On the Barcelona morning after arguably the greatest football match I had seen and was ever likely to see, a large man with a walrus moustache and the most consistently amiable nature I have known put his arm around my shoulder and asked if I too felt their presence.
He was referring to the ghosts of Brazilian football, which had just been beaten in the 1982 World Cup by the brilliant opportunism of Italy's Paolo Rossi.
This is just one of many vivid memories provoked by the sad news that John Moynihan died at the weekend following a car accident near his home in west London, a stone's throw from his beloved Stamford Bridge.
A particular sadness is that he was looking forward to throwing an 80th birthday party which no doubt would have featured in equal measure good wine and fine conversation.
A distinguished journalist, Moynihan's most enduring legacy is his classic Soccer Syndrome. First published in 1965, it celebrates the colour and the character and, in the early stages, even the healing brought by the first 20 years of the post-war game. To say it is merely about football is a bit like describing Moby Dick as a manual of deep-sea fishing.
If you haven't read it, you should. You will be beguiled and not least reminded of why it was you first fell in love with the world's most popular game. You will also understand why those who knew him feel that suddenly the world has become a rather colder place.
Sporting greatness or just military precision?
Gridiron aficionados are talking about the 28-yard touchdown run of San Francisco 49ers quarterback Alex Smith as possibly the most thrilling play of all time, better than anything conjured by his legendary predecessor at Candlestick Park, the immortal Joe Montana.
It was certainly a brilliantly orchestrated move in the breath-taking play-off triumph over the New Orleans Saints but it did take us back to the heart of an old debate.
This is the one that centres on the question which asks whether a game which depends so hugely on the detailed instructions passed to the players by the committee of coaches on the touchline, rather than the spontaneous eruptions of a Pele or a Maradona, can ever acquire the status of authentically great sport.
Marshall Ferdinand Foch certainly believed so. The great military strategist was taken to an Army-Navy game in Philadelphia soon after the First World War and left the stadium exclaiming, "My God, this game has everything. It is like war."
Many years later, however, another field general, John Giles, formerly of Leeds United and the Republic of Ireland and then coaching in the North American Soccer League, sharply disagreed. "American football," he said, "is brilliant in so many aspects, especially in its superb athleticism, but I just can't see how a game can be classified as great if its best players have to be told, move-by-move, what to do."
Saturday's hero to some extent supported the Giles argument when he reported that when he walked to the touchline head coach Jim Harbough was in deep consultation with his offensive coaches. "They were talking about the quarterback roll-out. I loved it. I like the quarterback run stuff."
Still, it had to be achieved with great nerve and judgement and there is no question that the old Marshall of France would have approved. We know this not least because of one of his field reports from the Marne when the going was particularly tricky. It reads: "Hard pressed on right, centre is yielding, impossible to manoeuvre. Excellent situation... I will attack!"Reuse content