Simon Jordan - The then Crystal Palace boss said of fellow chairman David Gold: 'I was sick and tired of reading about him trotting out his story about being a poor East End boy made good. We have heard it enough times now David! You were a poor boy, and now you're sitting on a big pile of porn with loads of money. I said if I had to hear that story again I would impale myself on one of his dildos.' Say no more, Simon.