They ate all the pies - footballers who strained the scales

The original Ronaldo has been rather enigmatic over reports that he has had weight reducing liposuction.

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Asked at a news conference if he had had liposuction and if he thought it could help him, Ronaldo said: "I don't know, I don't even know if I did it. These are things we don't know... What I do with my private life is my business."

And it's fair to say that he's piled on the pounds since his peak years, but he's not the only one to go to the kitman and ask for XXL...