Pope: "How do you fancy a game on the square? Pot plants for goalposts."
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Just for your information, here's the real caption: Pope Francis exchanges gifts with Gianluigi Buffon of Italy and Lionel Messi of Argentina (R) during a private audience at The Vatican on August 13, 2013 in Vatican City, Vatican. (Claudio Villa/Getty Images)