"Come on Jose, you know the one!. I'll start: 'Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake, baker's man'...".
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Just for your information, here's the real caption: David Moyes of Manchester United greets Jose Mourinho of Chelsea ahead of their Premier League match at Old Trafford on August 26, 2013 in Manchester, England. (John Peters/Man Utd via Getty Images)