Chelsea manager Jose Mourinho should probably stick to his day job.
After the Premier League champions attracted 'tens of fans' - complete with Diego Costa trying to murder people with celery en route - to their open top bus parade, the convoy finally settled at Eel Brook Common.
In front of a crowd of thousands, the Chelsea boss spoke to the crowd, before bursting into an impromptu rendition of Chelsea anthem 'Blue is the Colour'.
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Show all 13It was terrible.
Watch Mourinho's attempts to sing below:
Luckily for Blues fans he is a world class manager rather than their matchday MC.
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