"How's the hand? Haven't you anything else to say to me, like congratulations" Anna Kournikova after overcoming a thumb injury to beat Steffi Graf at Eastbourne
"When he misses a putt he frowns. When he makes a putt he frowns. Occasionally, he might grin with apparent sarcasm before frowning" American journalist describing Britain's Colin Montgomerie before this weekend's US Open.
"It sucks" Big-hitting John Daly, reflecting on the nature of the US Open course in San Francsico where he was unable to use his driver on any of the 18 holes